What's In It For Me?

IT'S BEEN ADJUSTED FOR LUXFLATION

Certificate of Authenticity

($2,400 Value)

Shock-and-Awe Package

($1,000 Value)

Includes a Surprise

($16,598 Value)

A Really Big Donation!

EXTRA! 10% goes to New Vocations:

Do You Want One More?

Total Value: $19,998

+

22% Lifetime Profit on Each New Referral

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CARVE THIS INTO YOUR MIND

1. I produce only A FEW sculptures each year.

For every worthy fragment, a hundred are destroyed.

Only the Truly Deserving Become Works of Art.

2. When I create a Masterpiece like this, 

it will reach you.

Even if it takes 10,000 men across continents.

It Will Be Delivered.

3. Size Matters!

8.9 × 5.7 × 2.8 in

"Le modelè est fouillé mais point d'ajours ;

la figure est d'un seul tenant,

ramassèe sur elle-memê mais très noble :"

There Is a Proportion in the Dimensions...

That Has a Calming Effect.

✞ TOO BAD TO DIE ✞

P.S. Waiting for the obituary to recognize the value is a dishonorable move.

THE TIME TO COLLECT IS NOW!

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YOUR MOMENT OF POWER

↳ REMEMBER:

This is the ONLY Masterpiece in the World

A Demonstration of Exceptional Style and Taste.

Soon — To be in your hands!

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