What's In It For Me?

A) Certificate of Authenticity.

B) Exclusive Shock-and-Awe Package.

C) 10% goes to New Vocations:

An organization that rescues retired racehorses,

rehabilitates them,

and places them in loving new homes.

These same horses

take part in healing programs

for at-risk youth—

a powerful cycle

where energy meets reality.

A STATEMENT NO ONE FORGETS

D) Earn 22% Profit on Every Single Referral.

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FOREVER

LET THIS BE ENFORCED

It is my wish that, upon my death, my body shall neither be buried in the ground nor cremated, but instead be laid to rest in the OPEN SEA — in a coffin — in accordance with environmental laws by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).

The burial

BEYOND THREE NAUTICAL MILES FROM SHORE!

Using a biodegradable coffin, weighted with some of my most precious sculptures to ensure a swift descent, in full compliance with environmental laws. THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES MUST BE NOTIFIED, and all necessary permits obtained.

The ceremony shall be conducted in Grand Style — either in silence or through a solemn ritual — OPULENT AND RICH WITH MEANING.

THE OCEAN IS THE SYMBOL OF ABSOLUTE FREEDOM

Returning to it is...

MY ULTIMATE DESIRE

All costs, formalities, and logistics to fulfill this will shall be covered by my estate and honored by the Executor entrusted with this duty.

Witnessed by the most loyal clients and highest-ranking VIP Ambassadors of LuxMyTaste™.

THIS DECLARATION SUPERSEDES PRIOR INSTRUCTIONS CONCERNING MY BURIAL

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Carve this into your MIND

1. I produce only A FEW sculptures each year.
For every worthy fragment, a hundred are destroyed.

Only the Truly Deserving Become Works of Art.

2. When I create a Masterpiece like this, it will reach you.

Even if it takes 10,000 men across continents to deliver it.

TOO BAD TO DIE

"TIME FOR A DIET OR A DOUBLE–WIDE:"

BECAUSE TRUE ART NEVER DIES

3. SIZE MATTERS!

22.5 × 14.5 × 7 cm

There Is a Proportion in the Dimensions That Has a Calming Effect

MATERIALS:

Raw clay, gouache, platinum

COLOR: 

LuxMyBlue™

P.S. Waiting for the obituary to recognize the value is a dishonorable move.

THE TIME TO COLLECT IS NOW

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YOUR Moment of POWER

↳ REMEMBER:

This is the ONLY Masterpiece in the World

LuxMySculpture™

A Demonstration of Exceptional Style and Taste

Soon — To be in your hands!